It’s time to up your Instagram game.
Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Scorpios are the queens/kings of not knowing what they want.
But more than anything, thank you for making me feel safe in knowing that wherever life takes me, I can always come back to you. I can always find a home in you.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Sometimes the silliest jokes are the funniest.
Sometimes good humor goes to dark places.